The biggest waste of time entry you will ever experience.

It’s getting to be that time of year again, Imaginaries.

What, you thought I meant the holiday season? No, no. I meant exam season. I meant open season for students’ wills to live, fire at will my dear Imaginaries.

Am I being melodramatic? I have four papers, one presentation, and three tests in the next week. Ask me if I care whether or not I’m being melodramatic. Go on, ask.

Of course, you would probably ask me other things first. For instance: If I have so much to do, why am I blogging? Why did I just play Stick Cricket for two hours? Why will I twitter until 4 a.m. tonight? Denial. Simple as that.

I promise there is a point to this.

No…no, there isn’t. You can stop reading, unless you have nothing better to do. In that case, I’m furious with you. I’ve got something for you to do, one of the 80 gazillion assignments weighing heavily on my mind. How about you do that instead of coming here and silently bragging about how little you have to do!? Huh, how about that!

I’m sorry Imaginaries. I got carried away with my jealousy. It won’t happen again.

God…I have to give you at least a little substance, don’t I? It would be unfair of me not to…

Ok, here are some Dr. Seuss political cartoons, specifically anti-Hitler, from World War II. Enjoy.

http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/Hitler.html

Oh, and here is one of the most depressing things you will ever see, the World Clock if you’ve never seen it.

http://www.shambles.net/worldclock/worldclock.swf

And here is what my life now revolves around, Stick Cricket.

http://www.sticksports.com/cricket/gametraining.php

And when my life isn’t revolving around Stick Cricket, it revolves around this.

http://www.shorpy.com/

And you know what? I’m going to go work on that paper now. So…sorry for the waste of time blog entry, my dear Imaginaries.

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  1. A Yank who plays Stick Cricket? Awesome!

    Stick Sports salutes you!

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